Investor Failures
The latest allocation memos we destroyed — sorted newest first. A wall of shame for capital that should never have left the account.
5 total roasts
You’re Betting on the Third Quarterback in a Round Robin Match
"We're leading a $15M Series A into an anthropi for dentists"
Jun 15, 2026, 4:45 AM
Your Broker is an Algorithm with a Typo-Prone Finger
"Allocating 8% to pre-IPO secondary shares I saw on Twitter"
Jun 14, 2026, 5:44 AM
Your Round of "Renting Competence" Begins Now
"Putting $250k into my former colleague's Web3 social app"
Jun 14, 2026, 4:25 AM
Dad’s Portfolio Aesthetic: Buying the Bank Your Parents Decided Was Good Since the Moon Landing
"i want to invest in frost bank in texas i mean buying stocks"
Jun 14, 2026, 4:15 AM
You’re not spotting alpha; you’re yapping at the winner’s podium while the race has already ended.
"We're leading a $15M Series A into an AI copilot for dentists"
Jun 14, 2026, 4:01 AM